So the other day I asked my husband to switch the laundry while I went into feed the little man. I heard him get up and go to the dryer, and then come walking toward the bedroom:
Hubby: Look what I found in the dryer. (Holding up his work cell phone.)
Me: Oops, I swear I checked all your pockets because that's where I found the Home Depot receipt. Shit, I'm truly losing my mind.
Hubby: Don't worry, I'll take it apart and see if I can dry it out.
Me: Obviously, I already did that for you by putting it through the washer and dryer.
Fast forward to later in the day:
Hubby: How come you never wash your phone? (This is the third cell phone of his I have washed. It's been a couple years since I've done it though.)
Me: Because I don't put my phone in my pant pocket, and I make sure my pockets are empty before I put my clothes in the dirty laundry basket.
Hubby: Hmm!
Needless to say, the phone only worked occasionally, and he came out ahead. He showed up the next day from work with a new phone, the Krazer. The thing actually talks to you! What will they come up with next!!
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